The Real March Madness

Forget bracketology and Dickie V's Final Four-cast - this madness is for real. Real jobs, real patients, real pain and suffering in the near future as the dreaded internship year begins to come into focus.

Monday, March 19th was a huge day for more than 20,000 medical students across the U.S. These future physicians learned at which hospitals around the United States they would be tortured for the next 3 to 8 years.

All the pictures we find on Google Images are of people hugging and smiling and laughing so we want to let those of you who are not doing those things that it is okay and you will be fine. The majority of applicants do not get their 1st choice and still end up doing wonderful things. I've always thought that it would be an interesting study to survey each specialties' thought leadrers to see how they fared in the The Match.

If you did not get your first pick or even your third pick, take it form us: it all works out in the end. What you thought was the best thing as a MS4 may not really be the best thing as a PGY-4,5 or 8. Residency, like everything else in medical training (and in life is what you put into it and you will find good and bad people whereever you go. If it turns out that you hate your instituion after a full year, you can always change.

So congratulations to all of you newly minted interns and let us be the first to inform you that there are some very psyched soon-to-be-PGY-2's ready to exert some influence.

Unfortunately more than 6,500 students, mostly at schools based outside of the United States got the news that they did not match earlier in the week. They were forced to suffer through the aptly named "Scramble" where the unmatched call, e-mail, and beg programs with unfilled vacancies to accept them - hardly a prideful moment for students who have worked so hard. Some succeed, but the process is pure torture regardless and seems quite antiquated considering the current state of technology and the fact that we are no longer scribbling on rock tablets.

Remember one thing, newly minted residents: the field you have chosen may look very different 18 months from now. If that should happen, you CAN change your specialty. Have the courage of your convictions. You can check out OpenSpots and have a look-see. You will not be alone. Chances are, you will stay in your specialty, you just have to get through the grueling years of long hours and no respect from higher-ups, nurses and patients. But remember, your mother loves you no matter what!

Now go out, get drunk, and play doctor!

Cure for Your Match Day Blues

Here's what happened when we searched Google images for "The Match". Hopefully, you felt - not necessarily looked - like this guy on Monday, and not like the pic we didn't post of the girl with her head in her hands.

On Monday, March 12th, 4th year medical students all over the United States logged on to find out whether they did, or did not, match into any residency program.

For those of you who did not raise your arms with joy, keep the faith - at least you're not that dude in the picture. Also, if you want it bad enough, there are plenty of things you can do to improve your chances of matching next year or even filling an OpenSpot later on this year. Here are 4 courses of action to start:

1. Find somewhere to do research. But do your research first. Unfortunately, toiling under the assistant biochem tecaher's assistant most of the year will not serve you well. However, working for the assistant program director may yield great results.

2. Call Around - Every program that has OpenSpots does not necessarily advertise them well or enter the scramble or even try very hard to fill them. So, how hard is it to make 25 phone calls to programs in and around your area and in your specialty. Also, you might consider calling programs from a specialty that you could see yourself doing but may not have been your first choice.

3. Call a Trusted Mentor - This might be a good time to call that teacher or professor in your life that has some connections and work it! You would be amazed how much can change with a phone call from a friend. Swallow your pride, hide that ego and use every possible connection you have to see if you can get a break. Believe us, others did it!

4. Go to OpenSpots.com - Yeahg, it's a shameless plug but it's the most helpful webiste out there if you are post-scramble and pre-unemployment. We spend all the time finding these poorly advertised spots and you can view them for a paltry fee (just enuf to keep our servers functioning).